"Club tropicana drinks are free!"

I bet George Michael wished he had a pair of these for his video...Lilt ladies meets retro pineapple ice bucket! we LOVE these!

Authentic style, totally unique and original fruity specs, one size, unisex. Has great yellow tinted lenses that make the world look brighter and juicier!

One size, unisex.400UV Protection and 4.5 x 6.5"inches.

Ideal for; Hawaiian parties, luala parties, pina colada lover's, retro themes,holidays, beaches, travelling,vegetarians, festivals (see our Customer Gallery), fancy dress, Carmen Miranda fancy dress, 60s 70s parties, commuting, prescription!

"Shaken not stirred.."

These are the coolest glasses around..kitsch and unique, they are shaped like two martini cocktail glasses in a sleek black and red, complete with a cherry and slice of lemon. Move aside Del Boy...we're a coming through!

One size, unisex adults.400 UV protection.

Ideal for; Festivals, fancy dress, holidays, clubs & bars, retro nights, Bond themes, 80s themes, beach parties, dinner parties, cocktail parties, commuting!

Martini recipe:

3 oz. Vodka
1 tsp. Dry vermouth
Lemon twist or 3 olives for garnish

Pour vodka and vermouth into mixing glass. Add ice and stir to chill. Strain into martini glass.
 

"I fought the law and the law won.."

Very realistic style and authentic in the look, these gun-metal style grey plastic glasses are a must for any police officer or fancy dress! Make a citizens arrest in style or simply to remind yourself what side of the law you need to stay on.

"Ello, ello, ello, what's going on 'ere then.." Honestly, you will really get into character as soon as they're on...trust us..!

One size, unisex. 400UV protection.

Ideal for; Festivals, fancy dress themes, police balls, pig themes, young offenders, community service, court appearances, jailbird visits, 'naughty' people, commuting, earning respect, stylish meetings, holidays, parties!

"Oh tequila, it makes me happy!"

AS FEATURED IN THE SUN, NEWSPAPER!

Get that tequila glow every day and stay sober - genius! Two tequila sunrise cocktails in tall glasses, colourful and kitsch - a must for everyone with two eyes!

One size, unisex adult. 400UV Protection.

Ideal for; Mexican themes, cocktail parties, festivals, fancy dress, birthdays, 18th, 21st, 30th, 50th birthday gift. Holidays, beach parties, BBQs, weddings, divorce, barmitzvah. Why not show off your skills by serving the real thing and we've kindly given you the recipe here!

Tequila Sunrise recipe,here's how I make mine:
1 1/2 oz Tequila
3 oz Orange Juice
Splash of Grenadine
1 slice of lime

Directions: Combine first three ingredients in a rocks or highball glass with ice. Squeeze the lime slice over the drink and then drop it in. Stir gently. Enjoy.

"I can't get no satisfaction!"

Huge open-mouth with juicy red lips, complete with two top and bottom front silver teeth. Mick Jagger meets crying baby in one!.

Very kitsch and unique - haven't seen anything like these before.

Ideal for; Fancy dress themes, mouth to mouth, birthday parties, baby props, blow up doll impressions?! Retro club nights, Rolling Stones fans, gigs, disguising a small mouse of your own, fun gift for a dentist!

Hot pink open mouthed glasses..!

Complete with pink tinted lenses..you really can see through 'rose tinted specs'. Cute and kitsch, these glasses are totally unique.

Two silver teeth to top and bottom, they are impressive and headturning glasses.

One size, unisex. 400UV protection.

Ideal for; First Aid courses, festivals, fancy dress, birthdays, blow up doll impressions, kitsch club nights, commuting, prescription, office meetings, travelling.

"I've got love for you, if you were born in the 80s"

These are the DON of glasses..80s retro style, edgy, futuristic and totally kitsch.

They are matt black with fine paint effect detail in red/white and a slanted jagged style at one end. Totally fantastic and have to be worn to be appreciated.

One size, unisex. 400UV protection. 3"Hx10"W.Also available in purple glitter!

Ideal for; Festivals, clubs, fashion & music shoot props, 80s themes, retro club nights, birthdays, gigs, holidays!

Green, purple and gold glitter 80s glasses.

Dark tinted lenses, futuristic style, totally unique, kitsch and cool! Stand out in these for the right reasons.

One size, unisex. 400UVprotection.

Ideal for; Festivals, parties, clubs, photo shoots, Mardi Gras, fancy dress, 80s nights.

Pink leopard print spots in glitter all over these futuristic slanted angle jagged edge glasses.

Totally kitsch and cool - we LOVE these glasses! Dame Edna has nothing on these.

One size, unisex adult.400UV protection.

Ideal for; Mardi Gras, Festivals, Fashion & Music shoots, Fancy dress, clubs, holidays, beach, retro club nights.

"At the Carwash yeah!"

These are disco-meets Carwash meets Elton John-tastic!

Huge circular, diamante studded pink glasses, with amazing detailed star shape inside the lenses and long dangling arms that sit behind your eyes with stars at the end giving a clever illusion of earrings!

Original and unique - very 1970s disco...get that playsuit on baby!

One size, unisex.400UV protection.

Ideal for; 1970s parties, Carwash, discos, retro nights, fancy dress, festivals, clubs, holidays, gigs, Elton John concerts - hey, he might even spot you in the crowd! 

"Get the party started now!"

Bloody Mary shaped cocktail in two tall glasses, worn on your face. Get that warm glow of the Bloody Mary and stay sober.

Blood red, bright with a juicy cherry, slice and two sticks of celery! So authentic and realistic its scary.

One size, unisex. 400UV Protection.

Ideal for; Bloody Mary fans, hangover cures, festivals, parties, fancy dress, clubs, cocktail parties, dinner parties, restaurants, meetings, shoots.

Bloody Mary:

• 1 teaspoon sea salt
• 1 cup ice cubes
• 1 (1.5 fluid ounce) jigger vodka
• 3/4 cup spicy tomato-vegetable juice cocktail (e.g., V-8)
• 2 dashes Worcestershire sauce
• 1 dash hot pepper sauce (e.g. Tabasco™)
• salt and pepper to taste
• 1 stalk celery
• 2 stuffed green olives

"To the bat cave.."

Brilliant, huge bat-style glasses, bold and noticeable, they demand respect;) Very Superhero looking, they are so cool.

In thick black plastic, with an angled nose cover, a must for any festival, party, fancy dress or day to day wear.

One size, unisex.3.5"x6.25" 400UV protection.

Ideal for; Bat fans, festivals, fancy dress parties, holidays, gigs, fashion & music video prop

"Simply add munchies and relaaaaaax"

Fantastic pot leaf shaped glasses with added sparkle and glitter. Authentic to shape, these are sure to chill you right out and are totally legal. Comical and relaxing, take it easy..what's the rush.

Eat a brownie, bag of crips whilst reading 'High Times' and enjoy life.

One size, unisex.400UV protection.

Ideal for; Pot heads, festivals, camping, parties, clubs, bars, chillin', gardeners, Amsterdam trips, stag, Dutch, fashion & music video prop, theatrical prop.

"Goodness Gracious, Great Balls of Fire!"

Fire red, with burning flame detail, it's like having two burning balls of fire in your eyes..ouch.

Impressive and for anyone that 'see's red', this should calm them down. You literally do 'see red' as the lenses are red tinted.Genius.

One size, unisex. 400UV protection.

Ideal for; Calming & soothing, festivals, looking angry silently, fancy dress, parties, clubs, holidays, camping, motorbike riders, Dads, commuting, meetings, change from your contact lenses.

"One, two , three..."

These glasses have it all, you're very own one-man/woman party on your face! Come with a tiny salt and lemon one side and a sombrero hat the other! You've seen the tequila sunrise cocktail glasses, now see the tequila shots.

Two shots of pure, finest tequila in min short glasses in clear white and pale yellow lense, very detailed and authentic.

A must for any party or Mexican themed night!

Ideal for; Festivals, parties, Mexican themes, tequila lover's, clubs, bartenders, holidays, beach parties, bbqs, commuting, living up office meetings, exam rooms, stag or hen prop.

Very unique in shape, these glittery glasses are totally kitsch!

Jagged edges to both sides, they are very original and must be seen on to be appreciated.

With black lenses, they certainly make you stand out.

Ideal for ; Festivals, parties, clubs, fancy dress, 80s themes, Mardi Gras, futuristic themes, disguising yourself, fashion & music shoots, Summer parties, full moon parties.

"Glitter glasses are the new black for AW08 don't you know?"

Kitsch and cool, these are glitter-tastic, very Liberace meets Neil Diamond crossed with Shirley Bassey wrestling with Dame Edna!;)

Totally edgy and uber chic, these are THE glasses to get noticed in this Summer.

One size, unisex with 400UV protection - these ARE your DREAM glasses! 

Ideal for; Festivals, parties, clubs, bars, retro nights, making your friends jealous,80s themes, fashion & photo shoots , catwalk!