"No Publicity Darrrlinnnngg!"

Now you can be shameless and blameless and no-one will recognise you.

Funny black censor bars like they put in the papers, or in Reader's Wives'!

Censor bar that covers your eyes so you can be as embarassing as you like.

One size, unique and original glasses.

Ideal for: Festivals, parties, Reader's Wives', unique fashion shoot accessory,shy celebrities, or wanna be celeb's, fancy dress, hiding from your boss, commuting in style, unique music video prop.

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"The ultimate in retro kitsch, ray ban style, polka dots and flamingos in one!"

Amazing black old school Ray Ban style glasses with white polka dot trim and pink glittery flamingo on one end and a glittery green palm tree the other.

These are the ULTIMATE in sunglasses. Who wants to wear normal, boring sunglasses like all the fashion victims, live a little.

One size, unisex.

Ideal for: Holiday's, parties, festival's, Ibiza, clubs, fashion photography shoots, Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter-any time!

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"Alright Del Boy....usual Bailey's and cherryade?"

Fantastic retro 80s style Del Boy red plastic cocktail glasses, complete with 'ice n a slice' including a straw.

Del Boy would be proud I'm sure.

One size, unisex.

Also available in ORANGE!

Ideal for: Festival's, parties, Del Boy conventions, fancy Dress, Summer, clubs, commuting, livin' up the office, driving, maybe get your own prescription put in them and it's party time every day!

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"Rock n roll maaaan"

Guitar shaped glasses - ok, you may not be Slash, Zep or the Stones but who will know in these glasses..they give you instant musical credability.

If, like us, you've always wanted to play guitar, but didn't quite get around to it, fear no more, wear a couple of guitar's on your face! Rock n Roll....!

One size, unisex.

Also available in GOLD!

Ideal for: Gigs, festival's, parties, fancy dress, theatrical props, fashion shoots, music video's.

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"You're all that matter's to me..." Curtis Stigers, circa 1990's

OK, if its good enough for Curtis and Lisa Simpson, it's good enough for us.

Fantastic saxaphone glasses in green and white.

Show your musical, creative side on your face without needing words.

One size, unisex.

Ideal for: Saxaphone players, Lisa Simpson fan's, Jazz artists, or wannabes, fancy dress, parties, festival's.

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"Shaken not stirred.."

It's 80's-tastic in these fantastic glasses..cool retro shape black sunglasses teamed with palm tree and a martini glass the other end!

Shade from the sun in style...very retro chic...we love these!

One size, unisex.

Ideal for: Festival's, clubs, parties, holiday's, Guilty Pleasure nights, 80's/retro themed nights & parties, fashion shoot props, music video styling.

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"Royal Flush baby!"

Be a winner everytime in these poker glasses! Silver plastic 'deck of card' glasses.

These will easily distract the other players and cover your eyes, giving you an advantage to peek at their cards...!

Silver, glittery card glasses.

One size, unisex.

Ideal for: Poker player's, festival's, parties, festival's, trips to Las Vegas, gambler's, snap players.

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"Happy Birthday to You, Happy Birthday to You!"

Everyone should celebrate their birthday in style with a pair of these.

These are amazing, retro Top Gun aviator style with a generous slice of sponge birthday cake and huge celebratory candle and 'Happy Birthday' on the front.

These would make an ideal birthday gift!

Also available in bright yellow.  Don't be shy about your birthday, show the world you're happy to celebrate.

One size, unisex.

Ideal for: Celebrating Your own or anyone else's Birthday! Wear proudly at festivals, parties, clubs, pubs, bar's, holidays, gigs..hey, when it's your birthday you're bound to get a few free drinks!

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"Freak or Unique?"

Freaky and funny female eye glasses all contained in a retro aviator black rimmed glasses with flesh coloured background.

Very Frank Butcher with a sex change.

Look so weird when worn, highly amusing.

One size, unisex.

Ideal for: Festivals', parties, disguise, clubs, bar's, freaks, unique's, student's, birthday's, going undercover, transsexual's who want to be female for the day!

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"Whatta man, whatta man, whatta mighty good man!"

Now be a REAL man , in these mens eye glasses.

As like the female version, these are very Frank Butcher testosterone fuelled specs!

One size, unisex.

Ideal for: Festival's, commuting, pretending to be a man, parties, club's, bar's, eye infections, catching 40 winks at work-no one will notice.

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"There's a Star Man waiting in the sky!" David Bowie.

Ahhhh what more could you want than a pair of starfish shaped glasses?

Show your 'Star' quality!

Blue, in keeping with the ocean, with star fish tenticle / sucker detail!

One size, unisex. Non fish smell.

Also available in red.

Ideal for: Mermaids, fancy Dress, festival's, fishmonger's, fish parties, Captain Birdseye, parties, club's, Billingsgate fish market.

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"Eh gringo....!"

Feel like a real mexican gringo in these! Not one, but two sombrero mexican hats as sun glasses.

Complete with studded trim in black & white.

Arribbbaaaaa Arribbbaaaaa!!!

Team with a poncho for an authentic look.

Ideal for: Mexican's, wannabe-Mexican's, parties, fancy dress, holiday's to Mexico to fit in the local's, festival's.

One size, unisex.

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"Where's Madge Allsop?!"

Gold, 70s glam Dame Edna-style gold glittery shaped glasses.

You can't get much more kitsch than these.

Gold, glitter, camp, fun glasses, complete with yellow tinted lenses like those old shops you see around from the 70s.

It's Dame Edna meets 70s glam rock!

One size, unisex. Also available in RED.

Idea for: Glam rocker's, Dame Edna Fan's and wannabe's, retro club nights, fancy dress, parties, birthday's, prescription lenses, fun and festival's!

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"Get the beers in!"

Not one, but two frothy beers spilling out of their pint glasses...these two could be Stella, Amstel, Hoegarden or indeed any of your favourite beers.

Complete with beer tinted lenses, the ultimate in beer goggles.

One sized, unisex.

If you pull someone unsavoury or 'pig like', you have the perfect excuse!;)

Ideal for: Beer festival's, music festival's, parties, birthday's , barmitzvah, celebrating, weddings, celebrating divorce, recovering alcoholics - hey one step at a time! Wheat Intolerance -hey, it might help?! 

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Purple glittery flamingo shaped glasses!

These are AMAZING! Show your love of nature's magnificent bird!

Bright purple, glittery shaped glasses that will certainly make you stand out from the crowd...so kitsch and cool.

Ideal for: Festival's, partie's, club's, bar's, kitsch birthday gift.

One size, unisex.

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Pink Flamingo glasses!

We all love pink flamingos...don't we?!

Glittery and glam-tastic.

Bright pink glittery all over, pink tinted lenses - really stand out from the crowd in these beauties. Get your friend's a purple pair and you're set for a top night out.

One size, unisex.

Ideal for: Festival's, parties, fashion shoots, music video props, club's, holiday's, birthday's, hen nights, commuting, trips to the zoo.

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Roll the dice and take your chance...

Bright red glasses in the shape and effect of two red dice.

Very authentic detail with stone decoration.

Ideal for; Viva Las Vegas, gambler's, party props, festival, fancy dress.

One size, unisex.

Also available in White and Black!

These dice shaped glasses are sure to get you a win!

If anything they are sure to hide your eyes from your fellow players, thus allowing you a sneaky peak at their cards!

Each dice is also scattered with expensive looking gem stones.....oooooh errrr.

Fun for Las Vegas style parties!

One size, unisex.

Ideal for; Parties, stag, fancy dress, festival fun!

Be an angelic, innocent angel in these virgin white rolling dice glasses.

Pure white with diamante style gemstones that look very expensive ;)

Party like it's 1999 and get a full house!

One size, unisex.

Ideal for: Gambler's, disguising your eyes, covering a black eye/sty, commuting in style, recovering gambler' (hey, one step at a time eh) fancy dress and festival fun.

Coming soon - Bootsy Collins Glasses!

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You'll see stars in these super funky Bootsy Collins glasses!

Officially licensed Bootsy Collins Glasses. These glasses have been molded to match Bootsy's original pair.

They are filled with lustrious rhinestone adornments making the famous star in the lenses. Added Bonus! Glasses are 100% UV Protection (UV 400) and impact resistant.

One size, unisex. Made of 55% plastic, 45% acrylic.

Glasses are approximately 5.5" x 6.5" x 2.5"

Ideal for ; Bootsy fans, festivals, fancy dress, parties, pimp themes, birthdays, holidays, fashion!

Check back in two weeks to buy!