Hilarious huge 'SPAM TIN' hat!
This is a spot-on replica of the real thing, who'd have thought tinned luncheon meat could be so fun!
It looks great on - loved by Chris Moyles who wore one around a theme park for his birthday last year.
One Size, Unisex.
CURRENTLY OUT OF STOCK!
Made of foam-backed fabric, very high quality. Sits securely on your head. Has amazing detail, everything from the Spam logo, to the calorie count and barcode!
This product is officially licensed by the actual manufacturer of Spam...so you know it's good!
Also available is our full-sized Spam outfit for complete SPAM-TASTIC fun 'n' frolics!
Ideal for: Fancy dress, party prop, food festival's, music festival prop - we wore our's to Bestival Festival last year teamed with our English classic breakfast 'bacon & egg' outfits-as on home page and they went down a treat!
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"One of your five-a-day!"
A fantastic hat which is cleverly shaped as a huge red hot chilli pepper!
Shiny plastic outer and foam filled, this amusing hat sits on your head securely and commands attention.
Stand out from the crowd at a music festival, party, club night, Red Hot Chilli Pepper gig - hey, you may even get spotted by the luscious Anthony himself and get pulled on stage?!
A veggie masterpiece - why be boring?!
One Size, Unisex.
Ideal for: Fancy Dress, festivals, food festivals, vegans and vegetarians, covering bald spots, drawing attention away from a spot, gig's and stag nights, it's just so versatile!
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"Just like Mama used to make"
Doughy style base, a sprinkling of cheese, peppers and pepperoni!
Who could resist this Italian staple classic.
Sits at a slant on our head for full authentic effect.
One Size, Unisex.
Made of foam & felt mix. Mamma Mia!
Ideal for: Italians, fancy dress, parties, music festival's, pizza delivery workers, food lover's, hiding a receeding hairline, drawing attenton to yourself.
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"Chilli sauce, chilli sauce?"
A mouth-watering huge baguette / pitta, filled with lashings of juicy meat and melting cheese....MMmm
What more could you ask for in a hat?!
Very realistic and amazingly well made - you will not be disappointed!
One Size, Unisex.
Made of foam and felt mix.
Ideal for: Fancy dress, festival's, fast food junkies, balding friends?, hat parties, food festivals and kebab shop owners/kebab shop customer's. Imagine wearing this as you stagger in for your post-pub Doner kebab, you're bound to get extra chilli sauce!
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"Move aside Burger King, here is the Cheese Burger Prince to take your crown!"
Yes, you can believe your eyes..its tomato, lettuce, cheese, onion and a juicy quarter pounder, all sandwiched between a tasty sesame seed bun!
Huge cheeseburger hat sitting on a red checkerboard tablecloth base with an elasticated headband for ultimate security and comfort.
One Size, Unisex.
Made of a foam and felt mix.
Ideal for: Original fancy dress, music festival's, theatrical prop, fast food junkies, parties, commuting, keeping warm, dieter's (hey it's the next best thing)
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"Perfect accompanyment for any beer belly!"
Whether it be Summer or Winter, there's nothing quite as satisfying as a cold beer after a long day - so why not celebrate with your very own beer bottle hat!
Standing tall and proud, it's large enough to fit around 4 rounds of sandwiches underneath - who needs a packed lunch bag again?!
You'll never have trouble getting served at the bar again - they'll spot you a mile off and know what you want without even asking!
One Size, Unisex.
Made of a foam and felt mix.
Ideal for: Beer lover's, music festival's, parties, clubs, stag prop, birthday gift's, Weddings (hey who said you had to wear a tiara?!), celebrating divorce (hopefully not due to the beer hat), great extra accessory to your beer glasses.
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"I Do!"
Have you ever seen a more fantastic wedding hat! It is a three tiered white sponge looking (or fruit perhaps) wedding cake.
Complete with bride & groom toppers and it plays the Wedding March!
How could any man / woman turn you down in this?!
One size, Unisex.
Ideal for: Proposing in style, ultimate Hen & Stag nights prop, bride's to Be, fancy dress, parties, music festival's (ideal for the huge Church at Bestival), celebrating wedding anniversaries!
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"You'll never need to go Ikea again!"
The finest and largest of hotdog sausages, topped with mustard, all nessled in a juicy and generous bun!
Sits on a red checkerboard base, elasticated to fit snug to any head.
Hilarious on - warm and stylish!
One size, Unisex.
Made of foam and felt mix. Very high quality, you will not be disappointed.
Ideal for:Hat party club night, junk food lover's, German's, festival prop, unique fancy dress accessory, birthday parties, funny Gift, cinema (only recommended for back row)
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"Strikkkeeeee"
Check this out - be the biggest pin at the lane!
Distract other bowlers for your own gain in this sneaky accessory. Never hit a 'spare' in this!
Huge white 'pin' sits on a baseball style base with a black peak.
Funny, yet impressive and strangely encouraging to your bowling skills.
One size, unisex.
Made of a foam and felt mix.
Ideal for: Bowler's, birthdays, bowling lane worker's, music festival prop, balding bowlers, adding height if you're on the shorter side. Fans of King Pin movie!
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"Students, listen up...traffic cones are soooo last season"
This Kitsch hat is in my favourite print, Leopard - complete with tassles and a cord for that authentic lampshade look.
Very funny and highly unusual, allowing you to keep shaded from the sun or rain and still look cool.
In case people don't realise who you are, it cleverly states 'Life of the Party' on the front to remind them. Be sure to get invited to every party in this!
One Size, Unisex.
Made of cardboard, foam, cotton and felt mix.
Ideal for; Student parties, festival's, 'Hat Party' club night, Ideal home show, covering any grey/bald spots, bad hair days, clever 'Scary Movie' style disguise!
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"In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes" (Andy Warhol, 1968)
Now here is your chance...
Very cool, retro, brown 70s style TV set enclosed headpiece, complete with buttons and an ariel - who needs a plasma in this baby!
One Size, Unisex.
Made of a foam and felt mix.
Ideal for: Struggling actor's, fame-hungry wannabe's, fancy dress, festivals, parties, theatrical props, non-tv households, ability to make your own TV shows whilst your other half is hogging the other TV with football!
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"Show the world your good ideas!"
Light up the entire street in this 'leccy saving lightbulb hat!
Can't promise it will reduce your bills, but will certainly inspire more creativity I'm sure.
Huge, funny hat - why not wear in your next office meeting to really show those jobsworth colleagues who really has all the good ideas?!
One Size, Unisex.
Made of a felt and foam mix.
Ideal for: Good idea's, fun fancy dress, festival prop, parties, taming a wild afro/frizzy hair,Hat Party club night, saving your hairstyle from the rain, drawing attention away from another part of your body, or drawing attention to yourself. Smuggling food into your office inconspicuously.
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"One of THE best hat's EVER!" Kitschbar RECOMMENDED!!!!
Cartoon style, very funny blonde huge bouffant / backcombed effect foam headpiece.
Sits snuggly on your head with full front and back detail.
Must see this yourself to realise it's full funny-ness...my boyfriend spent 10mins laughing at me when I donned this little beauty!
Made of yellow foam, huge over-sized blonde retro style haircut of front, headband and curly bob bouffant - larger than life.
Animated style, very comical and unusual! SO funny on! We guarantee you will LOVE this!
One Size, Unisex.
Made purely of foam.
Ideal for: Fancy dress, original festival accessory, retro club nights, 60's, 70s themed parties, Scooby Doo - Daphne Blake accessory! Cartoon themed event's, TV/theatrical prop.
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"Green rubber huge beehive headpiece wig"
Huge green latex rubber bee-hive wig. Made of thick latex rubber, complete with foam lined inner to ensure that it sits firmly in place. Simply stuff with newspaper or similar for full effect.
Bright in colour, very noticeable and a rare product.
Ideal for: 50s, 60s parties, retro nights, fancy dress, a cool alternative to a Judges' usual lamb style wig in court. Festival prop, tea parties, clubs.
One size, unisex.
Made of latex rubber one piece.
Also available in Bright Yellow! Ideal for a group night out!
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"They tried to make me go to Springfield and I said No, No, No"
Huge Yellow latex rubber beehive wig - it's Amy Winehouse if she were in the Simpsons!
Complete with yellow curly sideburns, very funny and comically tall.
Bright yellow colour, with authentic weaved hair detailing.
One size, unisex.
Made of latex rubber one piece. Fill with newspaper or similar for full effect.
Ideal for; Amy Winehouse meets The Simpsons, retro themed parties/tea parties, cartoon event's, fancy dress, festival's, hen nights with a difference (no one should wear tacky veils), 50s, 60s themed club nights.
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Bestival festival special, red lobster hat!
Fantastically authentic, novelty Lobster hat. Complete with pincers, legs, tail and antennae.
One size, unisex. Why not paint your face red to really make it look good and wear some goldfish earrings?! Just watch out for any boiling pans, or you might find yourself going in head first..ouch!
Ideal for; Bestival prop, sea creature accessory, fish fans, mermaid friend, vegetarians (most of them do eat fish ;) fancy dress, parties, birthday's, beach parties, holidays!
"Who's a pretty boy?"
Colourful and fun, this novelty parrot hat is complete with head, eyes, beak, feathers and tail.
Set him free from his cage, by letting him ride around on your head.
One size,unisex.
Ideal for; Fancy dress, festivals, parties, animal themes, parrott fans, 'Monty Pythons 'dead parrott' sketches, covering a bald spot, drawing attention away from a spot, holidays, unique Pirate?!
