"No need for chips or salad with this"

Full size T-Bone steak shaped full sized adult costume.

Very realistic looking, simply slip it over your head and put your arms through.

Complete with authentic fat marbling to front and back, a good slab of the finest meat here.

One Size, Unisex Adult. 100% polyster and foam.

Hand wash only, line dry.

Ideal for: Festival's, fancy dress parties , meat lover's, farmer's fun, birthday's, clubs, stag weekends, or perhaps you just fancy a change from your suit jacket?!

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"Just think how much soup you could consume in this!"

Very funny, silver coloured cutlery fancy dress! We may not have born with a silver spoon in our mouths', but who needs to be.

Huge spoon headpiece and front handle worn with all black for full effect.

Perfect as a duo outfit with our matching 'Huge Fork!'

One Size, unisex. 100% polyster and foam.

Hand wash, line dry only.

Ideal for: Festival's, cutlery couple, fancy dress parties, food themed parties, imaginative chef, hedonistic weekends on Button Moon!

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"Imagine the number of chips you could pick up using this!"

Very funny huge fork outfit!

Silver coloured, very realistic.

Headpiece is the main part and the silver handle sits down your chest, worn with all black outfit for full effect.

One size, unisex.

100% polyster and foam.

Hand wash only, line dry.

Perfect as a duo with the 'Huge silver Spoon' outfit.

If you don't like it, you can fork off..hehe

Ideal for: Cutlery couples, festival's, fancy dress parties, food fights, themed nights, food fairs, imaginative chefs, huge chips!

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Fully licensed, authentic tin of Spam full-size adult outfit.

Amazing detail on each of the four sides, from the barcode, to calorie content and logo.

I love this product - every home should have one!

Made of foam, with holes for your head and legs, simply slip over your head and you're ready to go!

Who would ever have thought tinned luncheon meat could be so fun?!

Very funny outfit. Turn heads in your local supermarket.

The Monty Python song, "Spam" is an ideal dance tune whilst wearing this! Hear it on my Jukebox!

Also can be teamed with a mini Spam Hat - see Hat Section!

100% polyster and foam. Hand wash only, line dry.

Ideal for: Festival's, fancy dress parties, themed nights, luncheon Meat lover's, food shopping in style!

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"Fancy a Brew?"

This is the most amazing outfit yet...a full tea bag outfit!

So cool, very realistic outfit, with tea leaves and tag.

Simply put over your head and it sits on your front.

Be whichever tea you like, Original (my favourite), Green, Earl Grey, Jasmin, be a posh Herbal or a tasty 'Builders'!

One Size, Unisex Adult. 100% polyster and foam.

Hand wash, line dry only.

Ideal for: Tea Lover's, festival's, fancy dress, Mad Hatter's Tea Parties, builder's, canteen & cafe workers, parties, commuting, The Earl of Grey!

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"Ahhh...that sweet taste of corn"

Be a human corn-on-the-cob everyday!

Funny and realistic, this corn outfit is spot on.

Green leaf effect casing with the juicy yellow corn effect main part, with your head through middle front of the corn.

One size, unisex. To a 44" Chest.

100% Polyester, hand wash, line dry.

Ideal for: Festival's, parties, vegetarian's, vegan's, country market's, country & western themed parties, food fights, fancy dress, food Festival's!

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"There's a rat in my kitchen, what am I gonna do?!"

Full sized Rat Trap outfit. Very funny and realistic, you literally are the rat and the trap fits around you.

Very unique and original fancy dress. If you happen to know UB40, be sure to check out their kitchen to validate their hit, "There's a rat in my kitchen, what am I gonna do?"

Sections at the base and sides to fit your arms and legs through to move freely.

One size, fits 10 - 14 Chest to 46"

100% Polyster with foam

Hand wash, line dry.

Ideal for: Fancy dress parties, rodent lover's, festival's, 'Roland Rat meets his fate R.I.P' outfit, themed parties, Dirty Harry-western parties, UB40 Parties!

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"Ahh you just can't beat bacon & egg for weekend breakfast"

The English classic, Bacon & Egg outfits.

Some things are just made to go together and this is one of them.

Full bacon rasher outfit front and back that sits over your head and ties at the side.

Full fried egg outfit, front and back with generous yolk and sides.

We wore these to Bestival last year teamed with Spam hats. As on our homepage and Customer Gallery.

Both are one size, unisex. Chest to 44"inches.

Made of polyster and foam.

Ideal for: Festival's, full English breakfast lover's, fancy dress, parties, office Party, farmer's market's, fast food fashion at it's best!

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Fun and spicy red hot chilli pepper full sized costume!

Get some spice in your life! Very realistic, fun vegetable fashion.

Sits over your head with the green stalk on top and your head pokes through. Best worn with all black outfit underneath.

One size, unisex. Up to chest 44" inches.

100% red polyster with foam.

Also available is our Red Hot Chilli Pepper Hat!

Ideal for: Mexican themed parties, Red Hot Chilli Pepper gigs, festival's, fancy Dress, food Fights, spice lover's!

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"Mustard or Ketchup?"

Full sized Hot Dog outfit.

Deluxe, full size, not like those dodgy street seller's from outside the clubs at night!

Sections at the base, front and sides to fit arms and legs to move freely.

One size, unisex. Fits from 10 -14 UK.

Foam backed costume, textured felt like fabric. Best worn with an all black outfit underneath.

Manufacturer recommends a good steam to remove any bun wrinkles.

Ideal for:Festival's, food market's, cinema (back row only) parties, fast food lover's, office attire - Hey, who says you had to be boring at work?!

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"The perfect accompanyment for your bottle of Sol!"

A full sized lime wedge. Zingy green in colour, head through the front.

Curved at base for realistic effect.

One size, unisex. Chest up to 44"inches.

Sections at the base, front and sides to fit arms and legs to move freely.

100% polyster with foam.

Manufacturer recommends a good steam to get any skin wrinkles out.

Ideal for: Mexican Parties, Sol Beers, festival's, fancy dress, parties, imaginative commuting and chilling.

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"Who needs steroids and orange spray tans in this?"

Forget tiresome hours at the gym, be an instant 'body builder' by slipping on this full body suit.

You can continue to enjoy your usual food and still look good as will cover any lumps, bumps, skinny legs, out of shape bodies.

Funny and comfortable, this suit comes in two pieces and guaranteed to make even the weediest of men look buff!

Bronzed skin toned bod, ripped pecs, biceps, deltoid and forearm muscles.

Matching trousers feature 'beefed up' thighs and the famous, tiny body builder briefs. Elasticate waist.

One size, unisex. Chest to 44", waist to 34", inside leg to 29"inches.

Ideal for: Faking it at any body building Show, festival's, gym, posing, parties, Venice Beach parties, stag outfit, hiding a skinny body, ensuring you get a seat on the train.

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"Two tickets to the gun show!"

If you want to make your chest area look bigger, why not show off your impressive chest and arms in this half suit.

Complete with a beige coloured foam padded chest and stomach muscles.

Velcro fastening at base of neck, for comfort and fit. Arm sleeves velcro in place for the full look. Very realistic, wear under your normal shirt or t-shirt and no one will ever know the truth....you're secret's safe with us!

Or wear as it is with your trousers or shorts...we're sure they'll have the girls drooling as you board the tube or train, or when you sit at the bar.

100% Polyster, one size, unisex. Chest to 44" inch.

Ideal for: Gym-free instant beefinesss, fancy dress, festival's, wrestler, WWF wannabe's, UFC lover's, weedy chest's, balancing out fat thighs.

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"Salt Shaker move aside!"

Very funny full sized adult costume one piece.

Complete with flesh coloured body suit, sumo mawashi (or nappy to you and me), mohawk head piece and beard.

One size, unisex.

Ideal for: Sumo fan's, Japanese theme parties, fancy dress parties, festival's, fancy dress, holidays to Japan..

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"Chicken or Fish...?"

Oooh-errr saucy! Stewardess male, or female 'hottie' costume, complete with a blue skirt n suit jacket, large fake boobs and circular hat.

Funny for men or women, best worn with a blonde wig as pictured but not included, or with high heels to complete the look!

"Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away!"

Wig, trainer's, wink and model not included.

Ideal for: Festival's, fancy dress, 'Airplane' themed parties, making the most of airline training, holiday's, cross-dressing nights/event's.

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"Whoop, Whoop"

You'll be able to cause a stink in this number...the classic joke shop prank, but in human size! What more could you ask for in life?!

Stand out from the crowds at any festival, party, club, theme night in this full size costume. Is comfortable and funny!

Unisex, one size, one piece outfit.

Detail to front and back with a space for your head in the 'valve' section.Section at the base for your legs to move and dance freely!

Size up to 44" chest / dress size up to UK 16.

100% polyster with foam. Handwash only, no bleach, line dry.

Ideal for: Fancy dress, festival's, gigs, parties, clubs, themed events, hiding a belly, change to your usual work-wear?!

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"When Eric eat's a banana....."

Classic full sized banana costume.

Complete with sections at the side and base to slip your arms and legs through easily. Comfortable and cosy.

One size, unisex, one piece costume.

Dress size 10 - 14

Jacket/Chest up to 44"

100% polyester with foam. Recommend a good steam to remove any skin wrinkles.

Ideal for; Fruit parties, fancy dress, vegetarians, vegans, Eric ;) Festivals, birthday's, bananamitzvah's?!

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"Champagne and Canapes Darrrlinnggg"

Everyone loves a nice glass of bubbly..so why not be the bubbly?

Huge full size champagne bottle adult sized costume. One piece, slip it over your head, with space at side for arms and base for legs.

One size, unisex, dress size 10 -14, jacket/chest up to 44"

100% polyester with foam. Handwash only, line dry.

Ideal for; Fancy dress, glitzy parties, canape accessory, parties, clubs, festival's, wrap parties, launches, shareholder's meetings (as on that annoying advert "..got to have a bit of bubbly at the shareholder's!")

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"Oh Tequila, it makes me happy :) "

The classic shot drink is now fully wearable! Why not show your love for the drink by being Tequila!

Why not wear this and try and find fellow salt pot and lemon - a magical threesome!

Full size one piece, one sized costume. Dress size 10 - 14, jacket/chest to 46"

Arm and leg holes to move and dance freely!

No worm included!

Ideal for; Tequila lover's, Mexican themed parties, fancy dress, parties, festival's, props, clubs, anytime!

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100% polyester with foam.

"Arrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh help"

Very unique and fun costume of a satin-style pale pink dress with authentic jagged edges and lace style trim around neckline, finished with a huge 'King Kong foam hand' that looks like it is wrapped around you in his clutches!

One size, unisex up to 14 uk.

Made of polyester and foam mix.

Ideal for; King Kong fans, themed parties, unique fancy dress, festival fun, party, film fans!

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"Mmmmm meat feast!"

Huge, generous slice of deep pan meaty pizza as a full costume!

Complete with meat n pepperoni, cheese topping - Mmmmm

100% polyester with foam. One size, unisex fits from 10 - 14.

Ideal for; Food fights, fancy dress, festivals, parties, clubs, italians!

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"Be a human King Pin Ball - just watch out for that rubber hand..ouch!"

Get a strike every time in this full sized bowling ball outfit!

Black round full ball shaped outfit with three white spots and space for your arms and legs.

Now you can literally 'roll out the pub' at closing!

One size, unisex. 100% polyester and foam.

Ideal for; Bowling accessory, fancy dress, festival's, parties, King Pin theme's, hiding a beer belly or commuting in style!

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"Ahhh whats up doc"

Crunchy and tasty carrot costume. Orange full sized, complete with the green stork and pointy base. Sections for your arms and legs to move freely, fruity and fun!

One size, unisex one piece. Size up to 14 - Chest up to 44"

Ideal for; Part of a 'Carrot & Rabbit' duo, fancy dress, parties, festival's, vegetarians, vegans, fruit fans, rabbits!

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"Adam and Eve eat your heart out!"

Red, juicy and tasty fruity apple tunic, with a worm glove puppet!

One size, unisex one piece costume. Made of polyester and foam.

Why not complete the look and use our Apple shaped handbag with this - see 'accessories page'

Ideal for; Adam and Eve parties, fancy dress, festival's, parties, clubs, trips to apple orchards, vegetarians, fruitarians!

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"Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck chair up your nose...."

Pure genius, a Kitschbar favourite - BRAND NEW 'Rubber Chicken' outfit.

Coming soon - check back for stock availabilty shortly!

One piece costume that you pull over your head and it sits on your chest.

Very funny! Unique and Free Range of course! ;)

Ideal for: Chicken fans, themed parties, unique fancy dress, festival fun, Hugh Fernley-Whittingstall?!, animal lover's, Spitting Image fans!

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"You can't more kitsch than this!"

Pink Flamingo adult costume.

Why not join your plastic pink flamingos in your very own full size costume - be the King/Queen Flamingo!

Bright pink one piece with attached head piece, legs and feet. Can be worn with all black for female or bare chest for men!

One size, unisex fits from 8 - 14 UK, waist up to 33".

Made of 100% polyester and foam.

Ideal for; Flamingo fan's, kitsch lover's, festival outfit, parties, animal theme's, brightening up your office!

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"Chilli sauce?"

Show those kebab shop owner's what you want without the power of speech..be a huge kebab in pitta bread, or a mexican taco!

Funny tunic one piece, with room for dancing, eating, drinking tequila or doing the running man :)

Ideal for; Kebab lover's, Mexican themed parties, fancy dress parties, birthday's, part of a duo of 'taco & tequila', commuting, food festival's, theatrical or tv props!

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"Share your powers of seeing the future with everyone, whilst making a few bob!"

Amazingly realistic and well made Zoraider Fortune Telling full sized machine.

Comes with the booth, turban and shirt for the full effect. Simply add a moustache and eyebrows to complete the look!

Ideal for; Festival's, unique fancy dress, parties, birthdays, Psychic fairs ;), reading the future, fun dress for the office!

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"You'll like this......a LOT!"

CURRENTLY OUT OF STOCK - CHECK BACK SOON!

Amazing, deluxe costume that is guaranteed to win any fancy dress prize! Comes with rabbit headpiece, two piece upturned top hat and the rabbit's body costume.

One size, unisex. Male chest up 38" - 44". Female size 10 - 12

Made of 100% polyester, hand wash/dry clean only.

Ideal for; Magicians or fans, unique fancy dress, parties, children's party entertainer's, festivals, Paul Daniels, wannabee magicians, theatrical, tv props, or maybe you just fancy a change from your suit jacket for the office!

"Phrroawwhh you're bound to be chosen by Hef as the next Playboy Bunny for the mansion in this!"

Comical take on the classic 'bunny' costume. This is a padded shimmery, sequinned and sparkly black novelty jumpsuit and includeds the ears, collars and cuffs. Cocktail glass, wig, fella and fishnet tights not included.

Unisex, one size. Chest to 44", waist to 36".

Made of 100% polyester, dry clean only.

Ideal for; Cocktail parties - be the star! Playboy mansion visits, Hef fans, drag queens, tv props, theatrical, fancy dress parties, festivals, birthdays, 'cocktail-a-grams?!

"Birthday, Wedding, Graduation!"

CURRENTLY OUT OF STOCK - CHECK BACK SOON!

Funny huge wearable birthday cake, complete with attached layer cake and inflatable boobs!

Tasseled pasties attach the layer cake base trim with inflatable boots.

Definately going to cause some laughs at any birthday party, wedding reception, graduation, stag or hen night, festival!

One size, unisex. Fits up to 48" chest.

Ideal for; Any celebration, birthday, wedding, graduation, anniversary, festivals, fancy dress, drag queens, tv and theatrical sketches, village cake competitions.....! 

"Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!"

Adult officially licensed costume comes all the way from sunny California. Two piece outfit consisting of polyester jacket with black and white verticle stripes plus collar, lapels and single button closure.

Includes trousers with stripes and elasticated waist. All you need to complete the look is a white shirt, black tie, rubber top wig and white/black make-up.

Available in small, medium, large, extra large and extra extra large. 

Small - chest to 34" to 38"/Waist 28" to 32", inside leg 29"

Medium - chest 40" to 42"/Waist 30" to 36", inside leg 29"

Large - chest 44" to 46"/Waist 32" to 38", inside leg 30"

Extra large - chest 46" to 48/Waist 34" to 42", inside leg 30"

Extra Extra large - chest 48" to 50"/Waist 40" to 48", inside leg 32"

Made of 100% polyester.Cool machine wash.

Ideal for; Fancy dress, festivals, birthday, film theme's, tv, theatrical props, Beetlejuice fans!

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"Officially Licensed Twentieth Century Product"

Four piece costume consisting of long sleeve black top with faux suede, foam collar, straps, shoulder cuff and leather separator.Velcro fastening at back of neck.

Includes synthetic black wig and famous gloves with 15" foam 'scissor hands'.

Just add your own black trousers and make up to create the full look.

One size, unisex. Chest from 38" to 44"

Made of 100% polyester.

Ideal for : Hairdressers, Edward Scissorhand fans, Movie themed parties, fancy dress, festivals!

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Stand out at any party in this mystical and magical 'thai' outfit.

Includes a green and gold jumpsuit,belt, vest, shoes and covers and the amazing headpiece.

Very unique and authentic, this costume is fantastic!

One size, unisex. Dress size 10 - 12.

Made of 100% polyester.

Ideal for ; Festivals, fancy dress, far east parties, thai themes, celebrations!

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