"No intruder in their right mind is going to rifle through another man's filthy pants!"

Yep, these are men's pre-skidded effect Y-Front pants complete with a concealed velcro pocket to hide your valuables. Ideal to hide small items such as watches, wallets, cash, earrings, valuables, lottery tickets.

Even the most hardened criminals wouldn't have the balls to touch these! Pure genius idea, so simple yet effective.

100% Cotton.

Not meant for wearing, but if you do feel the need or have nothing else clean, we reckon they'll be a small to medium fit.

Ideal for: Funny gift, festival tent's, campsite, hotel rooms, student's hall of residence, flat, holiday trips, around the home.

"Norman the Gnome tells it like it is..."

Hilarious little Norman is a visitor greeter Gnome, who is motion activated so, as your visitor approaches, Norman smiles and waves whilst greeting them with one of the following messages;

"You again! You had better do the dishes this time! We're still cleaning up after your last visit."

You can't borrow the lawnmover and we don't have any sugar, milk or eggs"

"Please steal me away, I want to see the world. I want to see London, Hawaii, Cairo, sweet Paris"

"I wouldn't go in there if I were you, the last ones didn't come out"

"Ooh you've put on weight since your last visit!"

This cheeky little fella will make any visitor smile, from your friend's, postman, milkman, Jehovah's Witnesses and even the annoying door-to-door salesman!

Norman is 11"inches tall and 6.5" inches wide.

Requires 2AA batteries (included - we're nice like that!)

Just keep Norman out of the rain or snow, as Gnomes and electronics don't mix!

Ideal for: Garden, patio, hallway, student halls, club/bar door (get rid of those nasty doorman),fun gift, every home should have a Norman.

"Good boy...roll over!"

Where else would you want to keep your savings? Cute and kitsch little pug dog shaped money box.

Complete with a curly tail and purple bandana...ahhhhhh

You don't even need a pooper-scooper for him!

Ideal for: Gifts, dog lover's, cute home decoration, skint people.

"For the cleanest c&ck in town!"

Genius and novelty real soap in an ideal shape for any man (hood)

A few strokes with this and he'll be sparkling like the Crown (or family) Jewels!

Personal hygeine has never been more fun.

One size fits most.

Ideal for: Fun gifts, novelty prize, boyfriend, husband, lover, holiday's, minimal travelling, festival's, soap dodgers!

"Sex, Ducks & Rock 'n' Roll!"

Fantastic , cool Gene Simmons limited edition collectable celebrity bath duck!

KISS are an amazing band and this is very realistic plastic bath duck with the famous Gene Simmons stage face paint, silver stage costume detail and his famous 'tongue out' pose!

Get your bath tub rocking! Each duck is marked 'special edition' on the bottom.

Each is 4"inches tall and 4" inches wide. Comes in a special 'bath tub' presentation box.

Ideal for: Kiss fans, unique gifts, bathroom decoration, birthday's, bathing in style, or can be used as a desk prop.

"I pity the fool who has a boring rubber duck"

Fantastic, Mr T limited edition, highly collectable celebrity bath duck.

Each duck is marked as a 'special edition' on the bottom.

Mr T famous for the classic A-Team 80s show and is also the new face of Snicker's chocolate bar, incase you didn't know.

Complete with his famous gold chains, denim dungerees, bling rings and mohawk haircut.

We pity you if you don't have one of these..you could even eat a snicker's in the bath with him, you would if you were a real fan ;)

Comes in his own presentation 'bath tub' like box. 4" inches tall, 4" wide.

Very limited quantiy, so get in quick.

Ideal for : Mr T, A-Team fan's, unique gift, snicker's fans, birthday's, bather's.

"When you gotta go, you gotta go"

When nature calls, even Gnomes need to go.

This Gnome is doing a number 2 loud and proud on your lawn.....hey, be good for the flower's so don't fret.

Made of very hard wearing, hollow plastic, this little fella is very detailed.  Gone are the days of fishing rod gnomes, these gnomes are 'keeping it real' in 2008! ;)

Ideal for: Front garden, back garden, patio, hallway, home ornament, unique, fun gift, gnome lover's, moving in present. 

"Mooney, Mooney, Mooney, Mooney ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh!"

Funny mooning gnome, as Chris De Burgh says '" lady in red, is dancing with me cheek to cheek!" Well so can you now with this little fella, he does have a red hat on afterall ;)?

Funny and cute, sure to make any visitor smile.

Ideal for: Garden, patio, hallway, office, home decoration, unique gift, keeping away unwanted guests or neighbours & of course gnome lover's!

"What could be more fun than slurping your morning latte in a stacked cup!"

It's your very own leaning tower of Caffeine!

Amuse your friends, work colleagues or flat mates with this stacked effect coffee (or tea!) cup.

The liquid goes right down to the base of third cup, so plenty of room and will keep you going for a good while.

Looks like you haven't bothered to wash up for a few days...when we know the truth!

Very funny, livening up any cofffe or tea break wherever you are.  A totally unique, Italian designed product.

Very rare product.

Ideal for: Unique gift, tea/coffee breaks, homeware, office use, tea parties and people with style.

"What's my motherf*ckin' name...?!"

Snoop Doggy Dog....!

Realistic, bling to the max, Snoop Dog rubber bath duck! Complete with platinum pimp necklace and microphone.

Highly collectable, the bottom of each one is marked 'Special Edition'

It's gonna be one hell of party in the bath tonight!

Each duck is 4"inches, by 4"inches wide and comes in a bath style presentation box.

Ideal for: Snoop Dog fan's, gifts, music lover's, hip hop bather's.

Complete your set of Wizard of Oz bath ducks with the 'Wicked Witch of the East'

Very authentic duck with green face and hands, pointy hat and the famous monkey she used to wheel out on to go and hunt down Dorothy.

Complete your Wizard of Oz duck set with this duck.

Measuring 4", by 4" and comes in a celebribox complete with the edition on reverse for any collectors.

Ideal for: Wizard of Oz Fans, unique gift, witch fan's, bath lover's!

"There's no place like home....there's no place like home.."

The Hollywood adaptation of Frank L Balum's classic story, The Wizard of Oz.

Sold individually per character, we have a Dorothy Duck, the Tin Man, cowardly Lion and Scarecrow.

Very realistic and authentic, each is marked with their edition on reverse of their collectable box.

Lay back and dream of Kansas...

Ideal for: Wizard of Oz fans, gifts, bather's, collector's, classic movie fan's.

"For any real Scary Movie fan.."

Glow in the dark Scream celebriduck.

Very authentic with the mask and clutching a large knife..careful he doesn't slice up the soap!

Measures 4" by 4" and comes in it's very own special limited edition box complete with edition written on the box for any collectors.

Very unique gift or present to yourself.

Ideal for:Scary baths, movie fan's, collector's, unique gift, cool bathroom accessory.

"I feel good....I knew that I would...!"

Oh yes, the Godfather of Soul is live in your own bathroom! He may have left us in this world, but his spirit stays alive in the form of this cool bath duck.

Get ready for your night out with James, who is bound to put you in a good mood and loosen up those muscles ready for a crack at the dancefloor!

Measuring 4" by 4" in size. Comes packaged in an attractive bathtub like box.

Every duck box is marked as a special edition on the box, making it very collectable.

Very limited stock, so get in quick!

Ideal for: James Brown fans, Soul fans, any music fans, cute gift, bath lover's.

"It's emmental my dear Watson.."

Unique and fun set of sqaure emmental cheese shaped drinks coasters, complete with authentic holes.

A set of 4 ensures that every member of your flat, household or family can set their cup of tea, beer, wine or pina cola down in style without any messy table stainage.

Dairy-tastic and calorie free!

Non-edible, please do not try.

Ideal for; Cheese lover's, unique gift, dirty surface's, dairy lover's, dieter's (hey next best thing) kitsch bar's, anyone with a good sense of humour.